《（最游记同人）镜里镜外》作者：未知
Saiyuki:ThroughtheLookingGlass
Chapter1:TheLookingGlass
Differentbloodfroeofwhichhewasstillunsure-andhewasn',,'dstartedhavingsexbecausetheGeneral,sensiblemanthatheis,hadfiguredoutthatifhewantedtokeephavingsex,thenthetopicofpoliticalmotiveswouldhavetobeshutuptightinsomedarkcornerofhislust-driven,,
ThentherewasKonzen,"What'swrongwithNataku,Konzen?..Konzen!What'shappening?Andwho'sthatmeanoldmanalwayswithhim?WhywouldNatakuratherspendhistimewithhimthanme?AndwhydidThatnastyoldguyhitTen-chan?"
Thatlastonewasaslip-'
Anyway,Konzengotriledup,gaveTenpouthethirddegree,futileasitwas,'snames,toapologizeforthem-thoughhissinceritywasabitstrained-andtogettheex-'..
Konzen-I-don't-care-to-do-anybody-favors-because-you're-all-dust-beneath-my-golden-sandals-
Literally,withthe'holierthanthou'
Albeitthepriceforallhiskindnesswasanexplanation,reportedbyTenpouhimselfinitsabridged,revised,edited,censoredandsummarizedversion;whichcamedowntoonesimple,non-self-explanatoryconclusion:All'
WhothehellamIgonnaprayto?Konzengrowled,
ButanythoughtsofKonzenwerequicklypushedawaybythegrimsensationofsteppinginapuddleofstillunsolidifiedblood,,disgusting,thenpresumedsurveyingtheghastlyemptyinteriorofGyuumao'
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"Idon'"saidKenren,